Explorer Ember 101

I am an explorer! (101) my brother says I am nothing but a ten year old twin who is not only not a explorer but also not at all a good twin. My brother is always like that. To tell you the truth I think he is a bit jealous (: for I am one of the greatest explorers of all time! I have saved dying caterpillars rescued pill bugs and saved many worms I have crossed our neighbors border line with courage I have escaped many chases with mean guard dogs I have manged not to go to school twice this year when their where snow blizzards! I have spied on too many of my baby siblings cared for my baby sister when my mom was out on errands jumped over logs that my infant brother could not even jump over I mean what better explorer is there? Chris Columbus no way all he did is find a new country I bet he never jumped over a log his infant brother could not jump over. My brother is coming now lets see how mean he is! "Mom is calling you for dinner Ember and by the way it is Christopher Columbus" he said very casually. I had been talking out loud! and he had heard me he must have been spying and who was he to say that I had said it wrong he who never used a explorer voice which I did not approve of at all.  Then I replied in a perfect explorer voice "Explorer Ember 101 is deep in thought so I am sad to say that I will not be attending dinner"  then I added "Thank you very much" before he could say anything un explorer like. He gave me a mad star and then yelled in a very awfully creaking voice  "Mom dad Ember is doing her stupid explorer thing and she refuses to come down stairs" How rude! but I could not think much more for my dad hollered back in a very oh well voice "What a bummer now Jack do you want to be late for dinner and have your baby siblings eat it all or not" My brother (Jack) groaned I knew he wanted to have me punished. Oh what was a explorer supposed to do in such a antiExplorer family?