Chapter 1 Officially CONCUSSIONED
Friday
Dear First Grade Journal. Bad news.
First Kindergarten ended and now First grade is ending. And now I am offishley officially 7. And I was perfectly happy with being 6.
And I had no idea about those dumb bunny events. Till Mr. Scary announced those dumb things today to the whole entire class.
I am boilin' mad. Second Graders are jerks. On account that on the playground they make fun of us
My fellow Firsties and I would not like to be one of them. I wish I could just stay a first grader I don't understand why I have to Move On Up as Mr Scary would say. Kindergartin Kindergarten to First grade was not a beut of a story I tell you,
and I am not looking forwird forward to doin' that particlier particular event again. And speaking of announcements Mother and Daddy told me a very unpleasint unpleasant one two weeks ago. Mother announced that she would be having another baby. And I told her to please stop poppin those things out. Mother walked out of the room after that only I don't know why we have talked about this before. After that Daddy told me I owed her an a'pology and I told him that she owed me a'pology and that this conversation was starting to sound familiar. Then daddy walked out of the room only I still don't know why. Grownups don't make much sense. It is like suddenly everything is happin' again. Another Baby sibling, and changing rooms again. phooy. Ollie is only 3 he just startid started talking his ABC's only he does not now them yet his version goes like this. ABCUSTIABCP and so on. I do not believe we need another baby around the house he is enough.
I put down my pencil and decided to take a peek at what May was writing I figured she would not mind only to bad for me cause that May is a Dumb Bunny. Just when I thought she was getting better she tattled.
"Mr. Scary Mr. Scary Mr. Scary, Junie B. Is looking at what I am writing at that is against the rules cause last time I did it and you yelled at Me!.."
Just then May got real quiet I believe it is because she is not supposed to tattle. Just then a very happy idea popped right into this brain of mine and it was a buet I tell you. Such a buet I had to holler it out loud real loud.
"I BET MAY WON'T BE IN THE SAME SAME CLASS AS ME IN SECOND GRADE AND SHE WON"T TATTLE ON ME SO THAT IS ONE GOOD THING ABOUT STUPID DUMB BUNNY SECOND GRADE PEOPLE!"
Mr. Scary took one deep sigh took an aspirin. I think he is at the end of his spaghetti. And then he said something about What was he going to do with us. And he said somthin' about our poor new teachers. Only I don't get that. Cause he won't even have to deal with May anymore and teachers love me mostly. Expect for when I Holler at them some things about there stupid dumb bunny faces. Only that does not happen often hardly.
Then Mr. Scary made some more announcments about the move.
"Boy's and girls You all have been through this once before, There are only a few different things about second grade. 1 is that...
Only I was not really listening to what he was saying and I started to hum only too bad for me cause then I started singing without even knowing it hardly. And May raised her hand to tattle but then she quick put it down again and called out "I was not just about to tattle Mr. Scary" "Thank you May" Mr. Scary said without really paying attention. I believe me and him are twins today. Then he said something that I heard very Clearly
"This is the last day you all will be together in room one, You are all now officially Second graders."
My bestest friend Judy B. raised her hand and asked real polite
"Are we going to get graduations gowns?"
Mr. Scary shook his head "No, this year there will be no graduation gowns boy's and girls. Thank you for asking that Judy B."
Mr. Scary replied "Your welcome" Judy B. Answerd all smug and joyous.
But I did not believe in her reaction. "How come Mr. Scary how come? cause I would really like to have a graduation gown." I said with anger in me.
"Us to" Jose and Herb agreed.
"Well Last time at my old school I wore a Graduation gown I slipped and fell and broke my pinkie finger and that was not a pleasant time So I'm glad we are not getting graduation gowns this year" Judy B. Said all fussy
I did a mad breath at her cause I did not agree with that. Mr. Scary spoke above our chattering real loud.
"Boys And girls of Room One, The reason there will be no graduation gowns this year is because last year in kindergarten a boy tripped on his gown and fell." He did not say anymore.
"Yeah only guess what Mr. Scary I would like to know what happened to that clumsy boy" I said real questioningly.
Mr. Scary did not answer me. Pretty soon everybody wanted to know what happened to that interesting boy. "OUT WITH IT MR. SCARY!" room one hollered real loud. Finely Mr. Scary gave in and told us the big secret of what happened to the boy. "Boys and Girls He got a very servere concussion. And our school is now band from doing graduation gowns or else the parents of that boy will sue us"
Sue us means they will take all of our schools money. I learned that from my daddy one night when he came home. He did not look very happy only I still don't know why. I still was not happy about this event.
"Yeah only I don't care about that stupid dumb clumsy boy cause I did not trip so I would please like graduation gown. That boy will not ruin my fun. How come we all have to not wear graduation gowns because of him. Huh Mr. Scary how come?" I said real mad
Mr. Scary took an aspirin. And few deep breaths and did not answer my question. So that's how come is still am not content with room one not wearing graduation gowns. On Graduation Day.
Chapter 2 Opps!
I am Staying at Grandma Helen Millers and Grandpa Frank Millers house tonight on account that mother went to the hospital to have her baby. And Helen and Daddy went with her. I am quite sick of that happening. One baby brother is enough. Me And Grandpa where all alone at the house. Again. Only this time we did not eat pie. We had regular old food and regular old food is not much to talk about. After we where done eating Me and Grandpa Miller played Hide and go get spooked dumb bunny. I enjoy that game cause I am always the one spooking grandpa miller. Once I scared him so bad his teeth flew out of his mouth! Then in the middle of scaring Frank, Grandma Miller came in through the front door and her eyes where as big as saucers.
"TWINS" was the only word she said I do not know what grandma miller means by TWINS but just then I found out "Frank! Twins! One Girl One Boy! The girl has the thickest blonde hair and the boy has the most golden curls. with the sweetest freckles. Oh frank they are adorable they are like two royalty. And Guess what there names are?" Grandma Miller was out of breath I believe I could not believe my Brain. Cause I was the big sister of two little twins. TWINS I can not hardly believe it. Only just then I remembered twins where double trouble and so this was turning out to be a Twin Dilemma. Frank guessed their names "Helen and Frank?" Grandma Miller laughed only I did not. Cause that was not funny. That was plain out dumb. Then she asked me what I thought their names are. I Answered her real quick "Mr Scary and Mrs" Cause those where the perfectest games. Only she did not answer my question. So I hollered even louder "HOW ABOUT MRS AND MR. SCARY!!" Grandma Miller gave me a sour look and said real stupid "I'm sorry Honey but your wrong" Phooey I could have sworn I was right. Cause those where the most perfect names. Then Grandma Miller got a curious glow in her ears and she said real happy.
"There names Are Isabelle and James!"
Frank smiled and said those names where sure fit for royalty only I did not like that.
"Yeah But Junie B. Is fit for royalty to right Helen Right Frank?" I said very sweet
"Well Honey, Um I don't know of any Queens named Junie B. but that does not mean that there are not any" Grandma Miller said real uncertain. She also said to not call her Helen.
"No fair! No fair! How come my tinsy baby siblings get royal names and I don't! Huh how come?" I said with anger in me.
"Well Junie B. Ollie does not have a very royal name either." Grandpa Miller replied.
Only that was not very helpful cause that was not an answer to my question.
"I don't get this family! I am the boss of all my baby siblings! and its not fair my name is not royal it just is not!"
Grandma Miller walked out of the room and so did Frank. Again. I still do not understand grownups.
After a while Grandpa Miller drove me home. And as soon as I got to that Place I Hollered "Let me see the little royalty now!" Mother and daddy where in the nursery which has been turned around a bit. One side of it is Ollies with all the forest animals. And the other side of it is My New siblings house. Only there was one problem. Twins meant two. And we only had one of everything. So Daddy had bought more stuff and it was all yellow. Mother and daddy told me yellow is great boy and girl color. But I don't agree. Yellow is the color of pee. So now daddy was putting all the yellow stuff up while mother was holding my new royalty babies. I ran over there speedy quick and patted there golden heads cause there where very softish. Only I patted to hard so mother pulled my hand away and told me to pat them nicely. Boy and girl twins are not identical so they are more of the boring kind. Mother also said of bunch of stuff of how proud of me she was. Then she told me to go take care of ollie. So that was all just a bribe. Cause Ollie is not fun to take care of at all.
Chapter 3 Second Grade P.U.
Today Daddy drove me to school cause I am in second grade now and he wants do meet the teacher. Mother of course could not come so daddy took a day off work.
I am very scared to walk into my new room with is called room 5. and I do not like the number 5 on account that on the twelve days of Christmas I could go all the way to five and remember everything but once I got to five I forgot. Stupid dumb bunny 5. But with out my consent Daddy picked me up and brought me into room 5. I looked around for familiar faces. And what do you know? Herb was there! and so was Judy B.! I looked harder and guess what people guess what there was no May! then my eyes slowly moved to our new teacher she was a girl. only she had very long curly red hair. And scary green eyes. So I am not fond of her. Daddy hugged me and then went to talk to the teacher after they talked he hugged me again only this time it was a Bye hug. So after that he left. I quick ran up to Herb and Judy B. "Its me fellas it me Junie B. Jones." We all hugged and then I looked around the room even harder and guess who I saw? I saw That Grace and Meanie Jim. Only they where way older than I remember seeing them. and Meanie Jim had glasses! I ran over to say hello to Grace me and her are now best friends again. Meanie Jim called my glasses ugly. Only to bad for him cause I called his glasses ugly too. Then I looked around my hardest this time but I only saw unfamiliar faces. Until. I. Saw. May. Dumb Bunny May. Now I had to live with her and Meanie Jim. Poo head P.U. I hate Second Grade.
Only when we all went to sit down I was in the front of the class this year, Way far away from May. And this year I got a Boring brown chair. I Sit by Grace and one girl with long blonde hair.
I do not now my teachers name but She has some sort of a 'ccent and when she talks it sounds all choky. She also winks a whole lot.
"Hey, Kiddos, My Name is Miss Ready. But Ya'll can just call me Miss Red. I am you're new second grade teacher and jeepers I hope Ya'll enjoy me!"
I hope I would enjoy her to only she is a bit to tall and red for my liking.
Then she asked us if we would like to introduce ourselves to her. Only none of us wanted to. But she asked us anyway.
She started with Herb. Then she asked all the other kiddos. I learned new names like this one black haired girl with squinty eyes is called BIYU and that is a weird name. I think she said something about being Chimese. I learned one boy was named Murphy. And that girl with super long blonde hair is called Penelope Peterson.
After all of us introduced ourselves to Miss Red. We played a game. It's Called who can be the quietest the longest. I hate that dumb bunny game. Then we drew. I drew My family only mother and daddy looked too thin and ollie and the twins looked to roundy and I was a itty bit too long. Grace asked me who the little roundy people in my drawing were. And just like that I remembered to tell my whole class about my royalty siblings. So I hollered out "Hey People Guess what? Guess what I have two royalty siblings And they are twins" Grace Groaned and said "Not again Their not royalty Junie B. There just normal twins right?" "Yeah Grace but They Really are royalty this time. There names are James and Isabell"
Then Mr. Scary made some more announcments about the move.
"Boy's and girls You all have been through this once before, There are only a few different things about second grade. 1 is that...
Only I was not really listening to what he was saying and I started to hum only too bad for me cause then I started singing without even knowing it hardly. And May raised her hand to tattle but then she quick put it down again and called out "I was not just about to tattle Mr. Scary" "Thank you May" Mr. Scary said without really paying attention. I believe me and him are twins today. Then he said something that I heard very Clearly
"This is the last day you all will be together in room one, You are all now officially Second graders."
My bestest friend Judy B. raised her hand and asked real polite
"Are we going to get graduations gowns?"
Mr. Scary shook his head "No, this year there will be no graduation gowns boy's and girls. Thank you for asking that Judy B."
Mr. Scary replied "Your welcome" Judy B. Answerd all smug and joyous.
But I did not believe in her reaction. "How come Mr. Scary how come? cause I would really like to have a graduation gown." I said with anger in me.
"Us to" Jose and Herb agreed.
"Well Last time at my old school I wore a Graduation gown I slipped and fell and broke my pinkie finger and that was not a pleasant time So I'm glad we are not getting graduation gowns this year" Judy B. Said all fussy
I did a mad breath at her cause I did not agree with that. Mr. Scary spoke above our chattering real loud.
"Boys And girls of Room One, The reason there will be no graduation gowns this year is because last year in kindergarten a boy tripped on his gown and fell." He did not say anymore.
"Yeah only guess what Mr. Scary I would like to know what happened to that clumsy boy" I said real questioningly.
Mr. Scary did not answer me. Pretty soon everybody wanted to know what happened to that interesting boy. "OUT WITH IT MR. SCARY!" room one hollered real loud. Finely Mr. Scary gave in and told us the big secret of what happened to the boy. "Boys and Girls He got a very servere concussion. And our school is now band from doing graduation gowns or else the parents of that boy will sue us"
Sue us means they will take all of our schools money. I learned that from my daddy one night when he came home. He did not look very happy only I still don't know why. I still was not happy about this event.
"Yeah only I don't care about that stupid dumb clumsy boy cause I did not trip so I would please like graduation gown. That boy will not ruin my fun. How come we all have to not wear graduation gowns because of him. Huh Mr. Scary how come?" I said real mad
Mr. Scary took an aspirin. And few deep breaths and did not answer my question. So that's how come is still am not content with room one not wearing graduation gowns. On Graduation Day.
Chapter 2 Opps!
I am Staying at Grandma Helen Millers and Grandpa Frank Millers house tonight on account that mother went to the hospital to have her baby. And Helen and Daddy went with her. I am quite sick of that happening. One baby brother is enough. Me And Grandpa where all alone at the house. Again. Only this time we did not eat pie. We had regular old food and regular old food is not much to talk about. After we where done eating Me and Grandpa Miller played Hide and go get spooked dumb bunny. I enjoy that game cause I am always the one spooking grandpa miller. Once I scared him so bad his teeth flew out of his mouth! Then in the middle of scaring Frank, Grandma Miller came in through the front door and her eyes where as big as saucers.
"TWINS" was the only word she said I do not know what grandma miller means by TWINS but just then I found out "Frank! Twins! One Girl One Boy! The girl has the thickest blonde hair and the boy has the most golden curls. with the sweetest freckles. Oh frank they are adorable they are like two royalty. And Guess what there names are?" Grandma Miller was out of breath I believe I could not believe my Brain. Cause I was the big sister of two little twins. TWINS I can not hardly believe it. Only just then I remembered twins where double trouble and so this was turning out to be a Twin Dilemma. Frank guessed their names "Helen and Frank?" Grandma Miller laughed only I did not. Cause that was not funny. That was plain out dumb. Then she asked me what I thought their names are. I Answered her real quick "Mr Scary and Mrs" Cause those where the perfectest games. Only she did not answer my question. So I hollered even louder "HOW ABOUT MRS AND MR. SCARY!!" Grandma Miller gave me a sour look and said real stupid "I'm sorry Honey but your wrong" Phooey I could have sworn I was right. Cause those where the most perfect names. Then Grandma Miller got a curious glow in her ears and she said real happy.
"There names Are Isabelle and James!"
Frank smiled and said those names where sure fit for royalty only I did not like that.
"Yeah But Junie B. Is fit for royalty to right Helen Right Frank?" I said very sweet
"Well Honey, Um I don't know of any Queens named Junie B. but that does not mean that there are not any" Grandma Miller said real uncertain. She also said to not call her Helen.
"No fair! No fair! How come my tinsy baby siblings get royal names and I don't! Huh how come?" I said with anger in me.
"Well Junie B. Ollie does not have a very royal name either." Grandpa Miller replied.
Only that was not very helpful cause that was not an answer to my question.
"I don't get this family! I am the boss of all my baby siblings! and its not fair my name is not royal it just is not!"
Grandma Miller walked out of the room and so did Frank. Again. I still do not understand grownups.
After a while Grandpa Miller drove me home. And as soon as I got to that Place I Hollered "Let me see the little royalty now!" Mother and daddy where in the nursery which has been turned around a bit. One side of it is Ollies with all the forest animals. And the other side of it is My New siblings house. Only there was one problem. Twins meant two. And we only had one of everything. So Daddy had bought more stuff and it was all yellow. Mother and daddy told me yellow is great boy and girl color. But I don't agree. Yellow is the color of pee. So now daddy was putting all the yellow stuff up while mother was holding my new royalty babies. I ran over there speedy quick and patted there golden heads cause there where very softish. Only I patted to hard so mother pulled my hand away and told me to pat them nicely. Boy and girl twins are not identical so they are more of the boring kind. Mother also said of bunch of stuff of how proud of me she was. Then she told me to go take care of ollie. So that was all just a bribe. Cause Ollie is not fun to take care of at all.
Chapter 3 Second Grade P.U.
Today Daddy drove me to school cause I am in second grade now and he wants do meet the teacher. Mother of course could not come so daddy took a day off work.
I am very scared to walk into my new room with is called room 5. and I do not like the number 5 on account that on the twelve days of Christmas I could go all the way to five and remember everything but once I got to five I forgot. Stupid dumb bunny 5. But with out my consent Daddy picked me up and brought me into room 5. I looked around for familiar faces. And what do you know? Herb was there! and so was Judy B.! I looked harder and guess what people guess what there was no May! then my eyes slowly moved to our new teacher she was a girl. only she had very long curly red hair. And scary green eyes. So I am not fond of her. Daddy hugged me and then went to talk to the teacher after they talked he hugged me again only this time it was a Bye hug. So after that he left. I quick ran up to Herb and Judy B. "Its me fellas it me Junie B. Jones." We all hugged and then I looked around the room even harder and guess who I saw? I saw That Grace and Meanie Jim. Only they where way older than I remember seeing them. and Meanie Jim had glasses! I ran over to say hello to Grace me and her are now best friends again. Meanie Jim called my glasses ugly. Only to bad for him cause I called his glasses ugly too. Then I looked around my hardest this time but I only saw unfamiliar faces. Until. I. Saw. May. Dumb Bunny May. Now I had to live with her and Meanie Jim. Poo head P.U. I hate Second Grade.
Only when we all went to sit down I was in the front of the class this year, Way far away from May. And this year I got a Boring brown chair. I Sit by Grace and one girl with long blonde hair.
I do not now my teachers name but She has some sort of a 'ccent and when she talks it sounds all choky. She also winks a whole lot.
"Hey, Kiddos, My Name is Miss Ready. But Ya'll can just call me Miss Red. I am you're new second grade teacher and jeepers I hope Ya'll enjoy me!"
I hope I would enjoy her to only she is a bit to tall and red for my liking.
Then she asked us if we would like to introduce ourselves to her. Only none of us wanted to. But she asked us anyway.
She started with Herb. Then she asked all the other kiddos. I learned new names like this one black haired girl with squinty eyes is called BIYU and that is a weird name. I think she said something about being Chimese. I learned one boy was named Murphy. And that girl with super long blonde hair is called Penelope Peterson.
After all of us introduced ourselves to Miss Red. We played a game. It's Called who can be the quietest the longest. I hate that dumb bunny game. Then we drew. I drew My family only mother and daddy looked too thin and ollie and the twins looked to roundy and I was a itty bit too long. Grace asked me who the little roundy people in my drawing were. And just like that I remembered to tell my whole class about my royalty siblings. So I hollered out "Hey People Guess what? Guess what I have two royalty siblings And they are twins" Grace Groaned and said "Not again Their not royalty Junie B. There just normal twins right?" "Yeah Grace but They Really are royalty this time. There names are James and Isabell"
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